Yamnelgid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable whale.

Yamnelgid created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yamnelgid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamnelgid, it will remove you from existence.

Yamnelgid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yamnelgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.