Xinsittim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless hummingbird.

Xinsittim created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinsittim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xinsittim, she will turn you into a rock.

Xinsittim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xinsittim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt snakes.