Damwatdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent wren.

Damwatdoss created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damwatdoss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damwatdoss, he will strike you with lightening.

Damwatdoss' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Damwatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.