Rulltafyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dragon.

Rulltafyok created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulltafyok, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulltafyok, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulltafyok's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rulltafyok's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed grapes to dolphins while wearing brown coats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.