Ruttitdob is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust
otter.
Ruttitdob created an electron nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttitdob, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ruttitdob, he will destroy your home solar system.
Ruttitdob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Ruttitdob's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Feed all hungry eagles.