Neldapdoss Canarmpop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful dragonfly.

Neldapdoss Canarmpop created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Neldapdoss Canarmpop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Neldapdoss Canarmpop, it will turn you into a slug.

Neldapdoss Canarmpop's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Neldapdoss Canarmpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide if five moths approach from the north.

5. You must love Neldapdoss Canarmpop.