Ripbunbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless butterfly.

Ripbunbab created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbunbab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ripbunbab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ripbunbab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ripbunbab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ripbunbab.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Run away from pink sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Ripbunbab four times a day.
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