Rigsoglad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful crab.

Rigsoglad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigsoglad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigsoglad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rigsoglad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rigsoglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.