Cenfodwig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tranquil hydra.

Cenfodwig created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfodwig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cenfodwig, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cenfodwig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cenfodwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Do not make images of living things.