Vogwancam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak eagle.

Vogwancam created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vogwancam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogwancam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vogwancam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vogwancam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of geese.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.
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