Nillabdut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful weasel.

Nillabdut created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Nillabdut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nillabdut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nillabdut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nillabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.