Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective sheep.

Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mice.

2. Do not take Parkpangcibsagwityikkarwat's name in vain.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear dresses.