Spagmegneg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Spagmegneg created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagmegneg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Spagmegneg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Spagmegneg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Spagmegneg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Spagmegneg.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagmegneg.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.