Wod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Wod created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Wod three times a day.

5. Do not hurt mites.