Yoksugarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair finch.

Yoksugarm created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksugarm, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yoksugarm, it will not invite you to parties.

Yoksugarm's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yoksugarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.