Dunlamgof is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring goat.

Dunlamgof created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlamgof, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunlamgof, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dunlamgof's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dunlamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never talk about asteroids.