Likfutmil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating seal.

Likfutmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfutmil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likfutmil, it will manifest in front of you.

Likfutmil's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Likfutmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Likfutmil's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.