Sasquagbun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unjust camel.

Sasquagbun created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasquagbun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sasquagbun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sasquagbun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sasquagbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Sasquagbun.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.