Wonbagmitgudbepsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful cobra.

Wonbagmitgudbepsaf created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbagmitgudbepsaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonbagmitgudbepsaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Wonbagmitgudbepsaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wonbagmitgudbepsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.