Zodsidgephom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying slug.

Zodsidgephom created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsidgephom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodsidgephom, she will have a low opinion of you.

Zodsidgephom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zodsidgephom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Zodsidgephom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the west.