Gepgunhog Bumhaspog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet penguin.

Gepgunhog Bumhaspog created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepgunhog Bumhaspog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepgunhog Bumhaspog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gepgunhog Bumhaspog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gepgunhog Bumhaspog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepgunhog Bumhaspog.

5. Do not kill birds.