Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective hummingbird.

Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fedtiktomwabstikstipvogceb on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.