Fontitquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome coyote.

Fontitquim created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fontitquim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fontitquim, it will be very unhappy.

Fontitquim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fontitquim's Holy Commandments

1. Fontitquim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.