Vinrutrill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident pigeon.

Vinrutrill created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrutrill, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinrutrill, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vinrutrill's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vinrutrill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the south.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.