Tigsiglarparm is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless zebra.

Tigsiglarparm created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tigsiglarparm, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tigsiglarparm, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tigsiglarparm's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tigsiglarparm's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tigsiglarparm on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.