Poppomnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy dolphin.

Poppomnurt created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppomnurt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Poppomnurt, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Poppomnurt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Poppomnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if six whales approach from the south.

5. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.