Dabfascep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous fly.

Dabfascep created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfascep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabfascep, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dabfascep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dabfascep's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear black kilts.

3. Worship no other gods but Dabfascep.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.