Homfetnabdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring pig.

Homfetnabdod created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homfetnabdod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Homfetnabdod, she will turn you into a mole.

Homfetnabdod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Homfetnabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about comets.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never write about cell theory.