Tifladlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving rat.

Tifladlarn created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tifladlarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tifladlarn, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tifladlarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tifladlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Tifladlarn first in all things.

5. Never feed limes to frogs while wearing violet shoes.