Kencemdub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic salamander.

Kencemdub created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kencemdub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kencemdub, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kencemdub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kencemdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck pink.

2. Never sing near gulls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.