Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind newt.

Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan, it will turn you into a frog.

Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan's priests.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. You must pray to Arpnuttrow Midgubsighom Taftonkcan nine times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.