Tunrot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent crab.

Tunrot created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunrot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunrot, he will not invite you to parties.

Tunrot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Run away if seven ducks approach from the south.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must love Tunrot.