Quill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless lion.

Quill created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quill, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quill's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear blue shoes.

5. Never hurt rats.