Jadbusxen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless giraffe.

Jadbusxen created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Jadbusxen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadbusxen, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jadbusxen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jadbusxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Retreat if five turtles approach from the east.