Fligstragmum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless shark.

Fligstragmum created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligstragmum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligstragmum, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fligstragmum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fligstragmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect six silicon sculptures of Fligstragmum on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.