Wiktagsinlak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental snake.

Wiktagsinlak created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiktagsinlak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wiktagsinlak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wiktagsinlak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wiktagsinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wiktagsinlak on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never sing near doves.