Bumvolster is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Bumvolster created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumvolster, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bumvolster, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumvolster's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bumvolster's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Do not listen to music.