Homflamcid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent gnu.

Homflamcid created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homflamcid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Homflamcid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Homflamcid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Homflamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Homflamcid.