Hanxuckmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful shark.

Hanxuckmif created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanxuckmif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hanxuckmif, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hanxuckmif's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hanxuckmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Hide if three rats approach from the west.