Jannulsag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying guinea pig.

Jannulsag created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jannulsag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jannulsag, he will think nothing of it.

Jannulsag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jannulsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Jannulsag loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jannulsag.

5. Always take life seriously.