Faryogzig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish goat.

Faryogzig created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Faryogzig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Faryogzig, he will laugh at you.

Faryogzig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Faryogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.