Didcamfob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish alligator.

Didcamfob created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didcamfob, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Didcamfob, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Didcamfob's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Didcamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.