Mipflowhiv is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, kind
squirrel.
Mipflowhiv created an atom two years ago.
If you believe in
Mipflowhiv, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Mipflowhiv, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Mipflowhiv's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Mipflowhiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Put Mipflowhiv first in all things.
3. Do not hurt shrews.
4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.