Mipflowhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind squirrel.

Mipflowhiv created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Mipflowhiv, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipflowhiv, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mipflowhiv's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mipflowhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Mipflowhiv first in all things.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.