Quill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking cow.

Quill created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quill, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quill, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Quill's name in vain.