Renfadjabdut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring owl.

Renfadjabdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renfadjabdut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renfadjabdut, she will cry a lot.

Renfadjabdut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Renfadjabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.