Nutfasquag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty badger.

Nutfasquag created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutfasquag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutfasquag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nutfasquag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nutfasquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.