Fetpogsid is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless
camel.
Fetpogsid created a charm quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetpogsid, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fetpogsid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fetpogsid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Fetpogsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt manatees.
2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
5. Never talk about nebulae.