Fetpogsid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless camel.

Fetpogsid created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetpogsid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fetpogsid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fetpogsid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fetpogsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never talk about nebulae.