Budjen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet dragonfly.

Budjen created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budjen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budjen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budjen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Budjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the east.