Weemidvon is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, idiotic
tapir.
Weemidvon created humanity two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weemidvon, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Weemidvon, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Weemidvon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Weemidvon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about comets.
2. Do not wear brown clothing.
3. Always look after injured swans.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Always take life seriously.