Weemidvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic tapir.

Weemidvon created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weemidvon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weemidvon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Weemidvon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Weemidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.