Flamgessbut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair
eagle.
Flamgessbut created life twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Flamgessbut, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Flamgessbut, it will torture you forever.
Flamgessbut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Flamgessbut's Holy Commandments1. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the west.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always help tortoises in need.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.