Flamgessbut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair eagle.

Flamgessbut created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flamgessbut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flamgessbut, it will torture you forever.

Flamgessbut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flamgessbut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.